FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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