Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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