It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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