You smell like stripper and shame
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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