D3 body, D1 cock
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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