S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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