I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
