at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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