I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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