hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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