batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
