Well apparently he's into motor boating.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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