That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
someone get that fucking seahorse.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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