it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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