You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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