I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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