But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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