I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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