Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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