and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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