This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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