Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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