Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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