69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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