I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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