I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize