if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
