David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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