i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I am naked and annoyed.
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