I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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