That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
he shaved USA in his pubs
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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