why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize