im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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