I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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