i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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