Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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