omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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