Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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