Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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