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I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane

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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.

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(682): View more from Texas

why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?

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(845): View more from New York

just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in

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(845): View more from New York

i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.

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(407): View more from Florida

A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke

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(317): View more from Indiana

The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.

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