Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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