I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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