god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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