just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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