Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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