google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it because I queefed?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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