We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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