margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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