come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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