Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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