Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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