Christians are straight up FREAKS
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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