I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
is that a dick in a sweater?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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