Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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