we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Text me some of your sweat
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Randomize
