I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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