I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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