I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
