Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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