...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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