new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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