Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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