Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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