you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
