just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
is that a dick in a sweater?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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